Relive Stephen Colbert’s now legendary interview with Maurice Sendak on this special page featuring both halves of the interview and extra information about Stephen’s forthcoming children’s book, I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
Finally i remembered my password.
Basically, im absolutely and utterly disgusted with the way that some people think. Everyone has the ability to make there own opinions. People are so cemented to a certain set of beliefs, mostly because of there parents shoving ideas down their throats. People get so worked up when someone has a different belief. You can throw any situation at me, and odds are that I will be able to see why both sides can be correct. (while still maintaing my personal belief and not getting butt-hurt because theres two sides to every fucking story.) If people just realized that there is no such thing as a wrong answer when it comes to morality, the world will be a much better place. Whats right and wrong to you, IS NOT THE SAME FOR EVERYONE ESLE. For example, you say arranged marriages are wrong. I say that its fucked up, but hey, to each his own. Keep an open mind and you’ll be free. However, im sure most of your beliefs come from your mommy and daddy because your too afraid to make your own so people don’t think you’re a weirdo. Free your mind, make your own ideals. Be proud of the things you think. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re wrong. Uniqueness is not weakness. I don’t care if the damn pope asks me if i believe in god. Im still gonna ask him to wear his kick-ass hat and hand him a copy of a science book and tell him to study up. I am very opinionated and damn proud of it. Even if you disagree with me, ill still respect you for sharing your opinion with me. No matter how dumb it makes you look. Use logic, your brain, your gut, your own experiences to compose your own opinions. Theres no such thing as wrong when it comes to morals and beliefs. We need a revolution.
Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)
1.5 oz. gin
1.5 oz. grenadine
1 maraschino cherry
Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top. Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin. Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.
Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”
Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”
A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink. In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.
Elderflower Scrolls: Skyyrum (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Cocktail)
Created by James Dance of Loading
Skyy vanilla vodka
Sparkling elderflower presse
Spiced rum (Sailor Jerry)
Directions: “We’ve based this whole drink entirely around a series of highly amusing Skyrim puns – but luckily, it’s also delicious. First, create a sugared rim by dipping your high ball glass into the vanilla vodka, and then into a plate of sugar. Now put ice into the glass and pour in 175ml of the presse down the side (the inside, of course). Add a measure of spiced rum on top of that, and garnish with an orange peel dragon’s tongue.”
I used to make cocktails, but then…
Loading, the gaming cafe and bar in Falmouth, England, has created six new brilliant gaming drinks that were recently published in an article on The Guardian. Each drink is themed after a hit game of 2011. It should be noted that this Skyrim drink is also supported by Bethesda! To see the others, visit the article previously linked. If you’re around the Falmouth area, don’t forget to stop by Loading for a drink and some good times.
I, Kenneth Robert Probola, promise to love Madeleine Nicole Farrell, forever and ever!
- Never in a million years will I do anything to lose even a tiny tiny spec of trust.
- Tell every-time one of the evil ones try to contact us!
- Shut-down the gross super nasty flirt’s.
- Always say what is wrong or bothering each other
- Never-ever do it.
- Always talk about our issues, not matter how stupid!
- Simply, no fighting.
- I promise to always love you un-conditionaly, no if’s and’s or but’s.
- I promise to always make you feel on top of the world!
- I promise to never ever take advantage of you, or your love!
- We always get to sleep in. =)
- Stay up as late as possible!
- Always keep Maddie warm!
- Always meet in dreamland!
- Two cups per day!!
- Weekends=unlimited supply of coffee.
- Always start day off with Sheetz.
- No pouting!
- Maddie is better and always will be.
- Best combo at the end of the day gets 1 zillion kisses.
- Kenny’s biggest weakness
- Only to be used in drastic measures!
- Open for interoperation.
- Never ever ever ever ever!
- Must do all things!
Baby, you are so very perfect for me and i never wanna let you go. so please sign this contract and be mine forever? No breaking this contract ever! i promise. =)
Kenneth Robert Probola